ME: Hey, here's something funny. This author is blogging about her oldest daughter at UCLA. She said her daughter sent her a text message that read:
“My professor just asked if anyone has ever lit their farts on fire, because we’re learning about methane. I started laughing and everyone just stared at me. Lecture class of 250 …"The author says:
"Poor thing. Of course she started laughing. She was raised by a wolf, aka Alpha Man. We sent her away to college to get educated, and what she’s learning is that her family is a little crazy…"Heh, heh. Funny, huh?
ME: So ... you know. Her dad must have lit his farts on fire. Heh, heh.
ME: You've lit your farts on fire, haven't you?
DB: Who hasn't?